Recently the China National Tourism Administration released a 64 page illustrated manual title "Guidelines For Civilized Travel Abroad". This is the latest attempt by the Chinese government to salvage the terrible reputation their people have acquired as tourists in foreign lands. These are 25 strange travel tips from the Chinese government.
Here's a preview:
Don't pick your nose in public
Don't steal life vests off of airplanes to give as gifts
When using the bathroom, remember to flush
And don't leave footprints on the toilet
Or linger in the stalls
Avoid sneezing on people
Don't fight with others when you want to take pictures
Don't force people to take pictures with you
When in Spain ladies should where earrings, anything less is akin to being naked
When diving in the ocean, don't catch and take away any marine life
Don't dry your handkerchief or underwear on lampshades
Don't eat too much at buffets
Don't draw graffiti on national landmarks
Don't eat a whole piece of bread in one mouthful
Don't slurp noodles noisily on an aircraft
Refrain from limp handshakes
Soiling a swimming pool is frowned upon
Keep nasal hair trimmed at all times
If you have to pick your teeth, do not use your fingers
Don't talk about people behind their backs in Chinese, they might understand you
Do not smash mirrors in Hungary
Do not click your fingers in Germany (it's reserved for dogs)
Don't cut people in line
Clap after watching shows
Don't laugh, whistle, or jeer at performers when they mess up on stage
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